poopy squirts

The act of projecting fecal matter out of your anus in a sporadic pattern. Almost an explosive manner, some might say like an icee machine running on empty.

Jose said to Juan "Man I am never going back to that roach coach again, that shit gave me the poopy squirts"

by Senior El Bopo July 24, 2009

poopy pawnts

A spelling of poopy pants drawn from a dialect found only in northern Canada.

You smell like very strong poopy pawnts.

by Christopher Johnson July 22, 2006

poopy eye

After smoking marijuana, one eye looks more stoned than the other.

Martha must have been smoking some good shit because she's got poopy eye.

by poopthug May 6, 2015

Poopie Log

Is the end result of Anal sex, when the guy pulls his dick out, it's coverd in shit...

"Would you give me a poopie log tonight?" "sure I haven't wiped in weeks!"

by BLACK ROSE The Angel of Death April 28, 2009

sweaty poopies

When grunting one out produces a sweaty upper lip.

I had the whisky shits so bad that I got the Sweaty Poopies.

by wessy December 2, 2007

The Surprise Poopie

Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!

God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"

by john March 4, 2004

poopy hair

Excessively frowsy hair, especially when "poofy".

I'm glad I don't have poopy hair.

by Smitty Werben Man Jensen June 16, 2005