pity blunt

When a person passes you a blunt out of pity

Man she kept being dramatic so I passed her the pity blunt.

by Pacman723 December 14, 2018

Pityslip

A quick nipple slip out of pity.

Sorry Tom I've changed my mind. I sobered up in taxi and you're just to ugly. I'll give you a pityslip for your trouble.

Out of pity, you expose your nipple to Tom laying on the couch. At least Tom deserved a sweet dream.

by Pityslip_original August 1, 2019

Pity Jerk

When a girl does something for a guy (or visa versa) because she feels bad for him.

Example 1

Jessica: I saw you with Mark last night, why were you with that loser??

Rebecca: I was giving him a pity jerk

Example 2

Jon: Why did you like Samantha's new pic, you know she's a huge loser right?

Matt: It was a pity jerk man.

by In your mom's DMs August 30, 2019

Pity Post

An act of creating a post on social media to gain pity, may also be to gain likes or upvotes as well.

Greg created a pity post on reddit about not knowing how to gain karma. People feel bad for Greg not knowing how and gave him upvotes through pity.

by Clockworkn January 19, 2021

Pity-poacher

Someone who actively acts to steal the sympathy that is meant for someone else, generally by witnessing someone behave sympathetically to another and intersecting their own ( often exaggerated ) story of hardship so the sympathizer and the original beneficiary have to give the poacher all the attention and condolence. A behavior closely related to the chronic"one-upper" personality

I was telling the boss about my kid having a cold and that pity-poacher bill started lying about being born with dypheria and gout, so much for getting to clock out early, bill already got to.

by Joshamaphone March 27, 2021

Pity Stealer

1: Diluke
2: Some who steals your pity in Genshin Impact

Bob Is A Pity Stealer!

by Josh B. Rena June 5, 2021

pizzygnf

my mutual that deserves more love

person 1: do u know pizzygnf?
person 2: no
person 1: kys

by akakajana July 24, 2021