face-punking

the art of punking people on face-book. creating the identity of a person that is know by many of your friends, yet is not on facebook. you then use the fake facebook profile to try and connect with friends by using rude and crude messages and wall posts. with offending people enough for them to "un-friend you" being the ultimate goal.

i am face-punking dave right now into thinking that (person created) wants to have a 3 way with him, and he is now calling me to tell me about it.

by ronnie aioki February 9, 2010

cotton picking goodness

When a black female has a pussy so tight that when she removes her tampon part of it is still stuck

Dude, when sharkesha dropped her panties i knew dat pussy was gon be like cotton picking goodness

by scroaty McBoogerballs March 29, 2014

apple picking

When the woman is on top while having sex, the man reaches for her titties, and she leans slightly back so he misses them and is left grasping thin air. The man has then gone apple picking.

Sally: "Me and Jerry was gettin it last night!"
Mary: "oh yeah? Did you try anything new to spice it up?
Sally: "Well, when I was on top I had him apple picking like he was hungry!"

by GingerPaws February 8, 2017

Cotton picking

Noun
An activity which occurs when, before sex, a girl forgets to take out her tampon. Afterwards, realizing what has happened, one or both of the partners must reach in and retrieve aforementioned tampon.

"Ah shit Dan! I left my tampon in... I guess it's cotton picking time."

by James C-drinks-gin December 22, 2008

pea-picking

The picking of peas.

Yesterday I want pea-picking with my grandmother.

by Deborah Browning March 22, 2010

Pilking

The act of taking a self shot picture... of yourself... in an environment with a face of displeasure/Sadness.

the name "Pilking" comes from the name "Karl Pilkington" made famous by the show "An Idiot Abroad"

a show in which he commonly shows displeasure in his adventures around the globe.

You: "Here's a picture of me Pilking in front of the Statue of Liberty"

by Benarmy August 27, 2012

Punking

To walk around a town or city, destroying random things. To be obnoxious or annoying.

OI, MIKE WANNA GO PUNKING WITH THE CLAN?

Those assholes are punking.

by Vicious Spikecraze January 28, 2009