Piddle

To fondle, especially in association with little boys.

Look at that playground full of scrumptious little boys; I'd love to piddle each and every one of them.

by The Piddler (Haupt.) May 13, 2003

Piddle

1. To shake it three times.
2. To wander around, kicking small animals.
3. To urinate.

1. If you piddle after pissing, you're having too much fun.
2. Don't piddle in my flower bed!
3. I took the dog to piddle, and look, she did.

by Doco The Magic Dragon and Larry September 10, 2003

piddle

A rare usage, deriving somewhat from a rhyming intra-syllabic-injunction and a metonymic relationship to the more 'standard' definition of 'piddle': the penis itself.

'Look at that girl. I'd like to put my piddle in her middle.'

by gambol June 4, 2007

piddle wagon

piddle wagon described as a ford ranger, small compact pick up truck. Also known as Mazda 2300.

Ford Rangers are so slow, they earn the title of Piddle Wagon. No rippin involved

by Fullsize May 14, 2007

pidd

A gaming token. Most often used when referring to tokens representing units, creatures, soldiers, etc. In tabletop strategy games or collectible trading card games. These are usually small round glass beads of various colors.

I cast a spell that put 5 1/1 pidds into play.

by pidmaster October 2, 2009

piddlefucker

One who particpates in the act of Piddlefucking.

you piddlefucker, get the fuk outta my face.

by Li was here May 13, 2003

pididle

Little splashes of urine when a man slightly misses the toilet bowl.

If you invite Hank over, you might have to clean up some pididle next to the toilet cause he's half blind.

by Crazy Lombardo the master of pork August 12, 2006