Penile Enhancement

Telling your dick to "git gud" in battle eg; becoming bigger and harder to bone.

My girlfriend told me i should get a penile enhancement, she keeps teabagging me with hers, and it has been on penile enhancement since we met.

by Dodre November 3, 2016

penile annihilation

v. the act of removing your, or someone else's penis via knife, gun, sulfuric acid, rpg, manganese heptoxide, or nitric acid.

Person 1: i committed penile annihilation on some kid that was asking if i had games on my phone
Person 2: what the fuck

by StrixxorNQ October 7, 2022

thunder pavillion

An outhouse; an outside no-running-water toilet in a small shed. True "Thunder Pavillions" are located at a cottage and situated out in the woods. Being a little "rough" and "ramshackle" helps. The door doesn't always close all the way. There also isn't necessarily a seat: a simple hole in a piece of plywood is often all there is. Common items found inside a Thunder Pavillion include cobwebs, a tin of ashes or lime, dust, 1-ply toilet paper, an old empty stubby beer bottle, and a stick. Normally used only in "desperate" situations, it can be a place of mystery, intrigue, and fear. Women traditionally do not use thunder pavillions; however they will if no other options exist. A moon cut into the door is a common marking. The thunder pavillion's natural habitat is in northern Ontario, Canada, but can be found worldwide nowadays.

After eating all of that chili, I had a turtlehead and couldn't wait for Dave to get out of the bathroom, so I had to use the thunder pavillion. I also found out what that stick is used for...

by Woodenhead May 18, 2006

Paddy's Peril

An ultra smooth cocktail served on the rocks in a chilled champagne glass. Contains 60 ml Baileys Irish Cream, 30 ml vodka, 30 ml coconut milk, dash of grenadine. Very sweet and satisfying. Goes down like a highly alcoholic chocolate milk. Enjoy.

The Paddy's Peril can easily be passed off as a glass/flask of chocolate milk in any place or for any occasion. I'm not suggesting you could take it to work and drink it right in front of your boss without him/her ever having the slightest idea, but there you go. ;)

by Shit Happens, Then You Wipe January 9, 2011

penile

what are you?

look at yourself! THATS WHAT A PENILE Is...word?

by You_Fking_Wish. January 17, 2004

Penile Epilepsy

The condition responsible for the spasm which occurs immediately prior to premature ejaculation.

Your Mother: "Oh, are you...finished? Already?"
Me: "Damn I TOLD you I got penile epilepsy."

by QuinnFlint August 2, 2011

Stephanie peveler

Stank ass breath don't know how to teach headass

Ew that girl is such a Stephanie peveler

by Stanly breath May 10, 2018