Pudding bath

Sharting in the bath making a cloud of brown poop water

Carla bring me a towel, I’ve got diarrhea and now I’m in a pudding bath

by Wordsword May 27, 2019

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Pudding Head

Slang term for a person who is completely addicted to eating pudding, in all of its forms and flavors.

A Pudding Head cannot resist eating copious amounts of pudding, even to the point of pain and digestive harm, due to its seductive “mouthfeel” and therefore, complete and total power over them.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2023

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Trouser pudding

Weve all had it happen, when you gamble and loose, you get trouser pudding.

I had the flu and tried to rip a hellacious fart and instead ended up with trouser pudding.

by Mr horrific1 January 16, 2018

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noun:
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.

Also known as smegma.

Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.

She had so much crotch pudding I put on a bib and got a spoon!
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.

by Krotch kriket August 27, 2014

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Hopeful Pud

A sex move named after the time Pud tried to marathon Superman 64, glitched on the last level and got stuck in a wall. A 'Hopeful Pud' occurs when during sex, you freeze up just before finishing, and are unable to continue.

Man 1: "I was nailing this really hot bird last night, until I pulled a Hopeful Pud."
Man 2: "You froze up again, didn't you? I've told you to get that looked at."

by Zac42 November 14, 2014

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