Pole Cat

1. Stupid Brunnenlike in retardedness
2. Skunk
3. Diarrhea

Stupid Brunnen: Give me a piece of gum
Me: No, you pole cat

by GotADBQ December 3, 2004

Pole smoker

My boss Eric,now we know how he made it to a PT-4, because he doesn't know shit so he must of sucked his way into his job.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Pole Shark

Any woman or gay man that craves cock whether flacid or erect.

1. John is such a pole shark when he's at the gay bar. He always sniffs out a fresh cock to pound his hiney vaginey before closing.

2. Julie proved to be the biggest pole shark of the cheerleading squad when she managed to fuck both the home and away team at the homecoming game.

by Anal Czar September 17, 2010

pole glove

A large proflatic that extends the lengh of ones arm. To protect you from cummunicable diseases on stripper poles!

Capt Buck from the V/D Gloryhole went to Kings adorned with his pole glove so he would be protected from any unwanted advances.

by HarryBallzonu February 1, 2008

pole-ing the electorate

When a man in elected office engages in sexual congress with a member of his community.

To fuck some bitch you have power over in her ass.

From the Simpsons: "Tonight, the mayor's pleasure is pole-ing the electorate."

"Damn bitch, I guess I wouldn't be much of a senator if I didn't pole my electorate once in a while. Suck that cock!"

by NastyNateMortensenn May 25, 2008

Pole Smoker

Luke Phelan the pole smoker

A man who cannot withstand the urge to smoke another mans penis voilently. (Pole smoker)

by Ice Berg Slim June 23, 2010

pole smoking kike

Someone who is Jewish and also sucks dick

Greg is Jewish and throws people under the bus at work. Therefore Greg is a pole smoking kike

by Gaulded balls October 21, 2013