by Walter1 October 12, 2016

by nobody else here May 28, 2017

A maneuver employed during urination when one realizes, in midstream, that a bowel movement is also needed. The first pinch of the penis cuts off the flow while the pants are unbuckled and dropped to the floor. The second, or the “handoff” pinch occurs after reaching inside the briefs with the opposite hand to continue the pinch, so the briefs can be lowered without incident and a commode employed without delay.
Todd: “Damn!”
Paul (pissing at the adjacent urinal): “What’s the matter?
Todd: “I gotta take a shit right now!”
Paul: Do a Double Pinch. The stall’s empty behind us!”
Paul (pissing at the adjacent urinal): “What’s the matter?
Todd: “I gotta take a shit right now!”
Paul: Do a Double Pinch. The stall’s empty behind us!”
by OneStarGator November 6, 2017

by DeadDick127 February 1, 2021

person 1: "Hey man, did you see Kleim last night? Kid totally couldn't handle his alcohol."
person 2: "Yea dude, he needed a pinch runner"
person 2: "Yea dude, he needed a pinch runner"
by DaleHeaddd2 May 9, 2019

by Htpowell74 April 14, 2019

The part of a new can of dip that is already empty after being packed. It is said that this is the pinch Jesus took out for himself before you.
by TheManCam July 12, 2017
