Preston Pierce

Big girthy cocked fellow who wonders the halls looking for some poon to doon.
Did you see that weird kid jerking it in class? “Yeah he is a real Preston Pierce.”
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Septum piercing theory

It’s that women (maybe men as well?) with septum rings will allow and sometimes demand, that their past trauma or past adversity embody their personality. Self reflectively, they can maintain a state of perpetual victimhood which in turn allows them to maintain a state of constant and “justified” mental turmoil. They’re then allowed to make themselves the center of most conversations by explaining why their past trauma relates to seemingly benign, but ultimately offensive (because of aforementioned trauma) topics, and has led them to no longer have a positive outlook on said topic or in life.
Septum piercing theory checks out for this one.
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Pierce

A man that is on the spectrum
Pierce why did you do that to your sister?
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Septum piercing

What stinky depressed emo alt girls wear. It does not look hip, you look like a fat ugly bull

People who wear Septum piercings are typically annoying hipsters or White girls who like to dye their hair blue because they're 'conforming'
guy 1: "Chicks who wear Septum piercings smell like my wet left toe"

guys 2: "yeah, avoid at all cost"
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Pierce

Pierce is an amazing guy, funny, smart, good looking all in one package. It is truly unfair to other males around him, cuz he can always penetrate through and get your dream girl that you desire. Also, he is got the biggest dick of all names by average, normally around 7-8 inches, so if you’re a female and you happen to know a Pierce, take your chance and enjoy.
How did you get so many girls by standing there?
Well, he is a Pierce
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Pierceness

The ability for a person to willingly embarrass themselves
He has some major Pierceness
by Bro,idk April 5, 2023
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Cruz Allegianis Pierce

He does not care what people think. He gets all the ladies and is so sexy
Who look at him he’s like Cruz Allegianis Pierce
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