Peen

Something on you that is to small and needs a microscope

Justin Beaver took off his pants and Selena needed a mircoscope to see peen

by fucboi27 August 4, 2019

Peen-Hived

When someone puts a bee and or wasp nest on someone else's penis as a joke and or revenge.

John- Oi mate I pissed me ex off yeh
Matt- ah shite did she do any hasty action mate
John- ell yeh, oi got peen-hived over sleep
Matt- oh Christ mate, ur gonna be itching at cha knickers for reals lad

John- how can I not mate, bloody sue me

by Ranby cabbage November 8, 2018

peen butter

Slang for semen

I told him not to cum inside me but the next thing I know there was peen butter leaking out of my asshole

by _Shaquille_oatmeal_baby_ September 2, 2019

Peen

It comes out of ditty when you try to make it say the Spanish word for penis, 'pene'. So we now use it to say 'penis'.

Big peen.

by HentaiJuanito May 9, 2018

F-Peen

F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.

(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)

Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.

by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014

J'ing the peen

To jerk off. Also said as "j the peen" or "j'd the peen"

I think nick was j'ing the peen when we were having a sleepover

by Mother freaking fuck June 10, 2025

Peen

Slang for the English word penis. Used by curious women in the country of Jamaica when trying to initiate mating activity through conversation.

i need peen. I dont need it, i want it.

by KRY38 November 25, 2017