Flex tape

Flex tape can fix any problem (but your love life) Created by the almighty god Phil swift it is unbreakable and even works underwater.

With the power of flex tape I put this boat back together!!!

by Teteteteteteteteyetetetetebe December 6, 2018

print the tape

1) The act of buying or selling a stock and registering it to the exchange

2) The act of succeeding with getting the girl

1) I buy 250 Johnny John at market. Print the tape

2) Despite his efforts, Eduardo could't print the tape with the girl because he has Smileytardo disease

by jblazenyc January 14, 2009

Butt Tape

Toilet paper

Bob: YO, your out of butt tape.

Frank: Mom, we need some more toilet paper

by Todcat3 May 24, 2010

Duct Tape

Americans were fooled by George W.Bush into buying it in case of some Iraqi chemical attack, which never happened, because Iraq already got rid of their WMDs by the time Bush decided to waste tax dollars by starting an illegal oil war.

Now, many Americans don't know what to do with all that duct tape they bought.

by AYB June 17, 2003

grey tape

A person you get your sexual fix from when you are in-between relationships.
A quick fix for a temporary problem.

That's not my man, just a lil grey tape to fix me up at night.

by S.F.P Entertainment November 18, 2004

Tape Monkey

Miguel's new role in IT

What Miguel will be doing from 7:30 to ????? forever.

by The Boss April 4, 2005

duck tape`

strange things can be fixed with duck tape...

i fixed the underwear with duck tape

by Jenni February 10, 2004