Mermaid Clock

A given time before you realize that you wanna bone a female that you don't have any sexual or romantic feelings towards, even the most unattractive chick you see daily can in-fact have a "Mermaid Clock"
Dave: "yo look at jessica ?" Cam: " yeah she's ugly asf" Dave: "dude wait until she hits her mermaid clock"
Cam: "what's that dude? Dave: "It's when you hang around her so much you start wanting to bone her even if you don't have physical attraction towards her"
by HeyWOod_JablOmE June 27, 2021
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Alarm Clocking

Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.
Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.

Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!
by Woke Up April 25, 2010
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draw a clock

A response to a deeply confusing or dumb comment. Physicians often ask patients to draw an analog clock on a piece of paper to screen for dementia, Alzheimer's disease, and encephalitis. If the patient's clock picture looks disfigured or incorrect, it is a strong indicator of mental decline. Hannibal Lecter famously asked detective Will Graham to draw a clock to diagnose Will's case of encephalitis in the first season of Hannibal.
Person 1: Tucker Carlson is a socialist!

Person 2: What the hell? Draw a clock, man.
by phishsbrevity April 24, 2023
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alarm clock

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.
by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003
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get clocked

Shanna always loved body, but she was always afraid that she would get clocked by more nosy strangers.
by LexaByte March 21, 2017
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Clock the doc

The act of watching (or clocking) a documentary.
Did you clock the doc about sharks last night on BBC1?
by Dudecaker April 10, 2019
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YEP CLOCK

A term popularized by the Twitch chess community, commonly used when the timer of a player is about to run out.
xQc: *timer running out*
Twitch Chat: YEP CLOCK
by DudeIsANerd April 11, 2021
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