Beer Clock

You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".

"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.

"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."

"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.

"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.

by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009

Mermaid Clock

A given time before you realize that you wanna bone a female that you don't have any sexual or romantic feelings towards, even the most unattractive chick you see daily can in-fact have a "Mermaid Clock"

Dave: "yo look at jessica ?" Cam: " yeah she's ugly asf" Dave: "dude wait until she hits her mermaid clock"
Cam: "what's that dude? Dave: "It's when you hang around her so much you start wanting to bone her even if you don't have physical attraction towards her"

by HeyWOod_JablOmE June 27, 2021

killing the clock

Working overtime

I be killing the clock, and getting paid!

by Hizzyboo January 18, 2018

alarm clock

My greatest nemesis.

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003

get clocked

Outed as trans

Shanna always loved body, but she was always afraid that she would get clocked by more nosy strangers.

by LexaByte March 21, 2017

Squirrel clock

An annoying grand father clock. Every hour a squirrel pops out with a nut.

Darn that squirrel clock with it's nut!Said Evv, with a hammer ready to destroy it's innocent looking face.

by Kalollypop. August 7, 2008

Peen Clocked

hitting someone in the face with ur penis
hence the word peen

i peen clocked my girlfriend Danielle in the face

by Cuban711 September 25, 2008