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average Rivals Player

When ever you play the roblox game rivals there will be 12 year old larps who spam the words "ur poor" "show funds" if you call them bad at the game. This what the average rivals player does after they lose to timmy.
John: HAHA EZ win

extortherskintillsherepentstodemons: show funds brokie add me on tele @richeboy420comboss

John: Ur mad get better haha your just the average rivals player
by synthable November 21, 2025
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average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.
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average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.
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As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is
A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.
by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024
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Average

srb2 guy who is hated by luigi budd (despite luigi budd formerly being named Average's good boy~)
Average is also so weak he can't kill a teddy bear
part of the bfdi love triangle
Average us named kitten :iwantsummadat:
by Octosquid August 12, 2024
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Above Average Mahir Hater

A mindless individual who constantly groans "Oaj. Aem. Snorelacks!" and has fat instead of muscle in all parts of their body. Their total weight is 1 ton, their BMI is 80, and they spend most of their time stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouth without chewing, and they have a butt for a head, elephant ears for human ears, and an anus instead of a mouth, like a starfish (no offense to Patrick.) The anus on their back was replaced with fat due to surgeries by the Mahir Hater Mutilation squad and Lead bromide exposure. When they hate a person, they rapidly spew hydrobromic acid filled feces out of their face at 20 mph onto the person.
Oaj. aem. Snorelacks! Oaj. aem. Snorelacks! Yelled the Above Average Mahir Hater as he trodded through the hallway.
There was a toilet seat covered in feces, It is most likely an angry Above Average Mahir Hater who did that.
by Mudane potion#069 April 9, 2025
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batting above her average

Look at her batting above her average. That Josh sure is cute and nicer then the other others shes dated. To date someone better.
Wow she sure is batting above her average. Josh is a heaps better pick compared to her previous boyfriends.
by Batting above her average December 12, 2022
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