titty sandwhich

when a persons head is shoved in between a womens breasts or if it is an unlucky person a large males breasts

scott- dude you see that couple over there making a titty sandwhich?
derrick- ya, that is one lucky guy

by dan the man b-dog November 11, 2009

titty cat

A historical medical phenomenon which a female’s titties proceed to shrivel up and fall off of their chest. In 1476 BC, Egyptian Pharaoh Hatshepsut was the first recorded incident of this monumental moment in a females life. Ancient Egyptian culture introduced the goddess “Titty Kittie,” The goddess who blesses a woman with her presence once a year when she comes by at night to collect the titties that have fallen off a woman’s chest. In exchange for a woman’s titties, the titty kitty leaves a small piece of jewelry on a woman’s night stand along with a more voluptuous set of titties for the woman to wear out over the course of the following year.

My goodness Becky, your titties look phenomenal today! You must have given up your vegan diet because the titty cat finally blessed you with a gorgeous pair of titties.

by Becky Vegan January 16, 2021

nipple titties

When your nipples are so large they engulf the breasts they lay upon.

Damn. That bitch got nipple titties for sure. I feel like pizza.

by Doodred September 17, 2016

Raining Titties

(v.) The act of a woman's breasts exiting the brazier and entering anywhere on the body (normally hands and/or mouth) of the significant other.

Bob: "Hey, man, how was last night with Sheila?"
Bill: "Let's put it this way, it was raining titties!"

by Screwy McFuck May 13, 2013

Titty burglar

A women who gets surgery on her tittys to look exactly identical to another women's titty

"That whore jescia is nothing but a big fat titty burglar"

by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Titty bump

A neighborhood cheer mostly performed in the Washington DC area and consisted of rapid and jerking movements of the pelvic area

Did you see the young ladies perform titty bump at the neighborhood block party?

by anonymous December 2, 2020

titanic titties

A woman with large breasts.
Or breasts resembling Leonardo dicaprio and Kate winslet. Or resembling the actual titanic.

"Whoa bitch get out my face with ya titanic titties"

Emily: dude did you see those?
Jake: yea dude those were some titanic titties.
Emily: I thought it was the real life movie, so realistic.

by Titanic tittie maker December 19, 2013