by Dirtbagbradd March 30, 2023
Get the Mommy Muscle mug.by Jerseygirl9998 July 2, 2018
Get the sugar mommie mug.Trauma caused to a son by a selfish and irresponsible cunt of a mother because she's an insecure idiot. Mommy issues cause significant dysfunction and usually causes men to never be able to trust females for the rest of his life. Usually caused by immature single mothers.
Mike is a misogynist because he has mommy issues.
Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.
Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.
by CockThroater September 11, 2016
Get the Mommy issues mug.by chelanslim January 29, 2009
Get the Salami Mommy mug.Dating older women because a person can't afford to miss it's real mother, so it seeks something similar.
by leroyjenkiinnss April 28, 2018
Get the Mommy Issues mug.Mommy Blah: A pre-teen child thinks that the female guardian whom supports thier every need, want, and dream is just about the most uncool person in the universe. Mommy Blah gets a lesson often about how to think, act, and talk which makes Mommy Blah awkward and the pre-teen scary.
"Don't be so Blah, nobody says that anymore Mom. UGH"
"Please call me by my real name,Mommy Blah, nobody says Mom anymore. UGH"
"Please call me by my real name,Mommy Blah, nobody says Mom anymore. UGH"
by Kfor83 November 12, 2021
Get the Mommy Blah mug.A gal pal that just embodies the spirit of a true mom. Very precise, organized, and takes great effort in eating wholesome foods. Wise beyond her years, hip n cool, spunky as heck. She does pilates and yoga, doesn't take any bs but give her some mojitos and her infectious laughter will transport you to another dimension. I guess, similar to "crunchy mommy" but granola just sounds less intimidating.
by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 October 6, 2018
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