Office Hag

A woman in your office setting, typically in a admin/finance roll, who is under the assumption that she is the shit, despite glaring evidence to the contrary. Office Hags are typically identified by their outdated, brightly colored clothing, tennis shoes with panty hose and loud, shrill voice. Their habits include spreading gossip, making unfunny jokes and participating any any type of theme day the office might present to their employees (favorite sports team day, Hawaiian shirt day, etc.)

Hey Steve, check out that office hag's bright purple suit/mini skirt combo. At least the tennis shoes match the tights she's wearing this time. I'd like to step on her children's genitals.

by Tommy Harris February 13, 2008

Corner Office

Using the Handicap stall in a bathroom, because they are more spacious

Refers to the Corporate "Corner Office" Larger offices usually reserved for executives.

Sarah: "I have to go to the Bathroom, I will use the corner office, the regular stalls are so claustrophobic"

Ron: "Well there's no Handicaps around, I will corner office it"

by zegreatgatsby January 28, 2012

Office Pigeon

A coworker or superior who flutters into an otherwise efficiently operating business, causes major interruption and commotion, shits on everything and then goes away leaving everyone with a big time consuming mess to clean up.

Someone distract the boss. We are still stamping out fires from the last time that f*cking office pigeon graced us with a visit.

by Skip Foreplay October 31, 2008

Office Milf

A hot mother who is too conservative to be a regular milf, but at the office, classy enough, and definitely fuckable.

Karen (mother): Today when i was at work, my secretary looked up at me, and got a boner..
Lauren (daughter): Well mom, if it were anywhere else that wouldn't happen, but you're poppin' in the office.
Karen: What would that make me?
Lauren: An office milf, mom.

by MidgetPorn April 11, 2010

The Office, season 7, episode 19 minute 14:45

Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.

Random grandparent: so how was school?
Susan: The Office, season 7, episode 19 minute 14:45

by Ya got any grapes? August 7, 2021

el cajon social security office

ssi office in greater san diego area where workers regularly revoke ssi rights of long time receipients including the severely mentally challenged/ brain damaged and the lifelong deaf and blind.

A deaf man got his ssi payments cut off at the el cajon social security office yesterday after receiving benefits since the age of 3.

by ellesmelle March 27, 2004

Phantom of the Office

Everyones favorite be-masked co-worker at CollegeHumor. He wears a white mask, a top hat, and a long beige/brownish trenchcoat. Usually referred to as "Phantom".

Phantom of the Office: I would take off my coat, but all that remains is charred flakes of skin.

by Phantom Phan March 7, 2009