Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower, and then stomp it into the drain to get rid of the evidence.
Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day and all of the sudden I pooped, so I decided to press it into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"
by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 02, 2020
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Tub and rub

A sexual term for drowning someone during intercourse
A tub and rub will change your day
by Acingangels December 03, 2019
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Fart the Tub

When any one person causes the scattering of ash and/or unburnt weed out of the open weed-holding receptacle, by sneezing, coughing, laughing, or doing any other act that would cause such a thing to happen.
James got so excited about the pizza that he laughed and farted the tub.

James always has to fart the tub. What a prick.
by smidgeneli December 15, 2010
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Tub of Shit

When employed in figurative circumstances, it characterizes an individual's proclivity towards acting like a piece of shit, wherein the agglomeration of shit is consolidated, and subsequently coalesced into a wash of social faux pas, truculent to the senses and to any relationship. Literally though, it merely describes any variation of a basin, filled with a chunky, effluvious, cleveland steamer.
I know this guy, and when I consider his poor hygene, his flatulence, volatility, and his entirely-too-excessive wanton, I come to terms with the fact that he is a tub of shit.
by drizzake July 27, 2008
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b-tub

It stands for....Bitch Tittiefeal Undo Bra. The b-tubber pokes the victims ribs so they laugh/squeal/jump etc.They then grab their boobs.Then they atempt to undo their bra.People see who can do it the fastest for fun.
guy1: omg i just b-tubbed that girl.
guy2: your screwed.
by lol a fish June 16, 2008
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Tub trouble

An argument you have with someone you share your bath with and one of you has left something in the bath you didn't want to see or didn't clean the bath after bathing.
They had big tub trouble because he smudged the neatly cleaned mirror by schizophrenic smooching

Hey! Cynthia didn't clean the drain grating after shaving her armpits! She will be in big tub trouble...

Leaving stubbles and bubbles are hubbles causing couples of double tub troubles
by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011
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tub girl

A very disgusting image found at www.tubgirl.com. A woman shooting a massive amount of shit out of her vagina. Trick your friends into going to it. Also suggested: www.lemonparty.org
Tubgirl is the favorite website of Allen Oh and Taylor Soper.
by Allen Oh January 19, 2005
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