Noop

The balls that form on your sweater after washing it when the instructions say dry clean only.

I can't wear this! Look at all the noop there is now! I shouldn't have washed it.

Look who cares if there is noop on your sweater? It is the cool look these days dude.

I just spent 20 minutes cutting the noop off my sweater and now the yarn is unraveling. Just like my life!

by Eiger April 14, 2010

Noobatard

A person who is new "Newbie" at driving, completely oblivious to their surroundings. They suck at driving, commonly refered to as "Retards".

Thus completing a new breed of driver on the road, the Noobatard.

That Noobatard just ran that stop sign

by the.bwes November 2, 2010

Noobatard

Someone who does something so badly it's both totally noobish and totally retarded at the same time

The dudes boasting about riding his 15m manta in 30kts. what a fucking Noobatard!

by a$$master December 7, 2010

noobasauris

someone who is and extremely old noob and need to get a life

kid:how old are u

oldy:89

kid:dude get off cod ur shit

oldy:no im not
*oldy gets pwned*
kid:noobasauris

by noobpwners101 January 2, 2011

Noop

A fuzzy magestic lizard-like animal with bony hands and huge creepy eyes. They come in red, blue, and green only. They're extremely ugly, despite their cute name.

Dudeeeee, look at that disgusting noop!

by nOOPLOVER69 March 21, 2011

Noope

(n) A compulsive liar; someone who tells a lie; what you call someone when you know they're not legit; a fraud.

He told me he was going to the store today, but I saw him at the game. What a noope.

by Meganlovesyouuuuuuu March 22, 2011

Noobasaur

A person who is a gigantic noob. One who constantly makes mistakes in believing they have some sort of natural born talent.

Similar to Noob.

Damn Dylan Is such a Noobasaur he's trying to sing and it sucks....

by Lol copterz February 18, 2011