by Harleylowrider1450 February 19, 2021
Get the putaki flakemug. The next morning's remnants that flake from the vagina after a long night of vigorous rug munching, usu. eaten with milk.
Looks like someone had a big ol' bowl of Poon Flakes this morning.
That Joo musta had a bad bowl o' Poon Flakes this morning.
Did someone wake up with a mouthful of Poon Flakes today?
That Joo musta had a bad bowl o' Poon Flakes this morning.
Did someone wake up with a mouthful of Poon Flakes today?
by Flake Master March 24, 2004
Get the poon flakesmug. A a think encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the buttocks. It results from smearing butt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. As it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people's nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.
Man, Mandy is such a slut. I was gonna do her doggy style but her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes.
Man, I went to a gay bar last night but i couldn't breathe cuz the air had a visible mist of brown buttflakes.
Man, I went to a gay bar last night but i couldn't breathe cuz the air had a visible mist of brown buttflakes.
by Dark Lord of the Anus April 28, 2005
Get the butt flakesmug. The dust which collects around the toilet seat hinge. Consisting of Poop, hair, toilet paper fibers and urine.
by Joan Fonda January 9, 2012
Get the poop flakemug. When Joe comes over your house and squats over a bowl and drops his drawers. On this day he has a particularly bad case of itchy scrot and anal gout. He then will scratch his genitals and anal orifice while the bowl collects his delicious offering. Then he abuses his case of anal seepage and hemorrhaging and fills the bowl with his bloody filth. This is a delicacy which every man woman and child should enjoy.
by Joe Himself June 2, 2011
Get the joe's flakesmug. Frosted Flakes or Frosties is a breakfast cereal, produced by the Pornhub Company and consisting of sugar-coated Porn flakes. It was introduced in the United States in 1952, as Sugar coated Fucking Shits . The word "Fuck" was dropped from the name in 1983. The original catch phrase, " There dick licking grrrreaaaat!"
by Mesajarjarjeff March 11, 2019
Get the Frosted Flakesmug. The dumbass Jeff Falke’d his car around that pole. He could have remained silent and thought a fool but “Jeff Flake’d” and removed all doubt.
by Larsgm June 24, 2018
Get the Jeff Flakemug.