by Rin Kamisuki May 19, 2020
The next morning's remnants that flake from the vagina after a long night of vigorous rug munching, usu. eaten with milk.
Looks like someone had a big ol' bowl of Poon Flakes this morning.
That Joo musta had a bad bowl o' Poon Flakes this morning.
Did someone wake up with a mouthful of Poon Flakes today?
That Joo musta had a bad bowl o' Poon Flakes this morning.
Did someone wake up with a mouthful of Poon Flakes today?
by Flake Master March 24, 2004
A a think encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the buttocks. It results from smearing butt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. As it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people's nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.
Man, Mandy is such a slut. I was gonna do her doggy style but her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes.
Man, I went to a gay bar last night but i couldn't breathe cuz the air had a visible mist of brown buttflakes.
Man, I went to a gay bar last night but i couldn't breathe cuz the air had a visible mist of brown buttflakes.
by Dark Lord of the Anus April 28, 2005
The dust which collects around the toilet seat hinge. Consisting of Poop, hair, toilet paper fibers and urine.
by Joan Fonda January 09, 2012
The dumbass Jeff Falke’d his car around that pole. He could have remained silent and thought a fool but “Jeff Flake’d” and removed all doubt.
by Larsgm June 25, 2018
n. A white person who will defend their Second Amendment right with their lives, but flakes out on their country when they are needed to stop citizens being kidnapped by the federal government.
by upholdtheconstitution July 25, 2020