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fat tomato

A selfish, selfcentered, greedy, spoiled little fat girl that thinks the world revolves around her and everyone is on it to do what she wants. little does she know the only thing in her orbit is a refridgerator
Did you just see that fat tomato eat everything on the mcdonalds menu?
by theduuuude February 22, 2011
mugGet the fat tomatomug.

tomato picker

Racial slur against Mexicans because of they have worse farming technology and pick the fields themselves.
Look at that tomato picker!He's got tomato juice on his hands.
by jake8532 January 20, 2008
mugGet the tomato pickermug.

tomato fag

a gay or lesbian person who seems very straight in dress, interests, and social interactions, and would never let you think that they were gay unless they told you straight up. derived from the idea of a tomato: it seems like it should be a vegetable because it looks and tastes like one, yet is actually a whole ass fruit when you dive a little deeper.
"dude you remember Alicia? turns out she was actually a tomato fag"
by Hi! I'm Paul! November 13, 2020
mugGet the tomato fagmug.

tomato call

Saying something that is obviously not going to bring any good (from the act of throwing tomatoes at rotten people)
husband: "You got some new wrinkles wifey."
wife: "You knew that was a tomato call. Are you trying to get me mad?"
husband: "I am just being honest."
by lolandbehold March 7, 2012
mugGet the tomato callmug.

tomato sludge

The first shit of the morning after a night of enjoying Nature's best fruit, the tomato. Due to tomatoes' high amount of fiber the stool will be soft, everywhere, and full of red tomato skins. Never be far from a toilet when you know you are going to have to make a tomato sludge.
Trever - "2 girls 1 cup would have been a far better production if they had my tomato sludge."
by AbstractPits February 2, 2023
mugGet the tomato sludgemug.

Justin tomato

Justin tomato is redder than usual
by Yourclassmate May 9, 2018
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Tomato Sheets

When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.
My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.
by Gynobutter December 26, 2019
mugGet the Tomato Sheetsmug.

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