Who are you actually

Who are you actually

"Who are you actually" is the phrase when people try to mock you.

by jagindas September 18, 2020

Actual psychopath

People who eat tacobell for breakfast

He asked be what I wanted from taco bell for breakfast this morning and thats when I knew he was an Actual psychopath.

by Shankins November 18, 2021

actually stephen

Narcissistic.

Friend 1: Oml you are so actually stephen.
Friend 2: Screw you. I'm better.

by dontttt June 28, 2020

An actual pig

An actual pig is a guy who is such a fucking looser that he is willing to overlook the fact that women are people and instead chooses to disrespect/objectify them.

A pig typically is unable to commit to one person because they are fully aware that they are a piece of shit and its never long before the girl they are talking to is able to see that too.

No wonder his dad left and his mom doesn’t love him, He’s an actual pig.

by The one who finally said it May 22, 2020

erm actually

How to prove the other person is a dumbass and an idiot

you can ratio people

Dumb guy: I love that sweet and fizzy drink!
Person: Erm actually 🤓 ☝️ it’s called soda

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 11, 2025

Actuals

Its commonly used in New Zealand, its another way of saying “ Really?? ” or “ for real?? ”

Ben: “ bro i just got a gf ”
Jake: “ Actuals?? ”
Ben “ yess ”

by Yuuurr June 19, 2023

actual zombie

the thing that goes after "New Response Just Dropped" in the infamous anarchy chess chain. this is usually succeeded by "Call the exorcist!" or ???.

person 1 - google en passant
person 2 - holy hell
person 1 - new response just dropped
person 2 - actual zombie

by Pig Man, Pig Fan July 23, 2025