Awesome-ness 

It's when theirs this awesome dude, who can't think of a word so he used awesome-ness

What awesome-ness you have...

The awesome-ness is strong in this one..

Use the awesome-ness...

May the awesome-ness be with you..


(no I'm not a freaking STAR WARS fan, bitches)

Awesome-ness by Samus Aran is Awesome June 2, 2005

Lock Ness Monster 

On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.

What was wrong with that thread about having sex?

kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him

Fucking lock ness monster...

Lock Ness Monster by I M A Dogg August 6, 2010

neshat 

A small desert rodent resembling a mouse, a desert shrew. The characteristics of a neshat have led too several meanings of the word. The cry of a neshat is known to be loud, often very irritating, thus neshat is used as a term to represent an annoying sound. The cry also has become associated with the deafening explosion of an atomic bomb. The term neshat is often used to refer to one of Iran's illegitimately produced atomic bombs. Neshats in the wild seen in the wild are usually found excreting feces everywhere on everything. Yet the creature is extremely rare often hard to find, because of this the few remaining Iranian princesses are also called Neshats. There whereabouts for the most part are unknown.

1. Elephants are startled by rats, mice and neshats
2. The United States believes Iran has at least 1 neshat, and considers it’s neshat to be a great threat to the free world.
3. Boy *scratches nails against chalkboard* Teacher: “Stop making such a neshat”
4. August 6th 1945, Hiroshima: Survivors can distinctly remember the deafening neshat that followed the explosion.
5. “Uh Oh, mommy I just neshat on the floor” said the boy.
6. According to eye witnesses, one of the few remaining Neshats has fled Iran and has been spotted in Dubai, United Arab Emirates; Barcelona, Spain; and Irvine, California.

neshat by Jake A. September 21, 2008

Skate-ness 

The ability to skate board. Most of the time in past tense.

"Can't land anything today...mustve lost my Skate-ness." "Better skate some today...and get my Skat-ness back."

Skate-ness by Sterhelio July 27, 2004

Neasa 

A very bright, adorable Cuban girl who lives on the beach and enjoys not wearing shoes. She can help you with any problem you have and she's always good for a laugh. She will get unbeliveably mad at times but she is always the person to forgive. It might take a while, but she always comes around.

Man I wish I have a friend like yours, she's such a Neasa.

Neasa by YouKnowMe34210 May 4, 2011

Nessel 

Also known as Ness, P-Ness, Loch Ness Monster

1. A decrepid caveman who clubs the fuck out of babies.

2. A teacher at RHS who is half myth,half legend. He screws in bolts with his bare hands and according to folk legend, threw a lawn mower across the room single handed. He also lifted a Jeep by himself onto a jack with one hand.

3. An ex NFL player, number 61. The biggest motherfucker to come out of Penn State without roids. He is the smallest of three brothers, at a mere 7'11" and 350 lbs.

4. Mr. Larson from Happy Gilmore. The guy with a nail in his head.

The guy probably can't jerk off cause he can't get his hand around his log.

1. "Man, where's Ness?"
"He's in 'the cave' again."
"Ah shit, there goes my little brother!"
"Eh, he fried out your 360, fuck him."
"Oh yeah. Fuck him."

2. "I've never seen Mr. Nessel before."
"NEVER CALL HIM MR. NESSEL. EVER."
"I heard he threw a lawn mower across the room?"
"Yeah, that's what happens when you throw enough shit at him."

3. "Ness, did you ever kill anyone in the NFL?"
"*Groans like a retarded caveman."
"Silly Ness."

4. "I believe that jacket belongs to Mr. Gilmore, Ness"
"Ugh ugh ugh QUIT SCREWIN AROUND!"

Nessel by Anchovie December 26, 2007

pain-ness 

The act of being in pain.

"There's so much pain-ness in my mouth!"

pain-ness by MattHenryKristain January 30, 2004