King of Naps

the boy with the nappiest hair ever, in other words :brandon..

King of Naps was trying to comb his mess of hair while giving his x a hot dog bun.

by asdfasdfsdaf December 28, 2007

spot nap

An unplanned nap of spontaneity....

Bro #1- hey man. so i was like uh watching the jersey shore with my collar popped and i totally crashed after sippin' on half a corona light. it wasn't planned at all

Bro #2- braaaaaaaah. that's so gnarly. i did the same thing

Man in Cubicle- Shhhh! This is a library

Bro#1- Don't you be hatin' on my spot nap, bro!

by Manscbachman Turner Overdrive July 15, 2011

lunch nap

Instead of eating food on your lunch break you go home, to your car, or wherever possible and go to sleep.

I'm taking a lunch nap today instead of going to McDonald's.

by Loco007 October 14, 2017

nap dick

After waking up from a nap, having a lazy boner, so you're horny but tired.

Cari: you up from your nap?
Ben: yeah I is, but I got mad nap dick bitch

by Iam_batman14 April 27, 2016

Safety nap

Taking a nap while everyone else is working, in the interest of health and safety. Especially relevant to tugboat captains.

Jay:"Where is Doug?"
Tim:" Oh, he is taking a safety nap!"
Jay:" does he know we are loading a barge?"
Tim: "he knows!"

by Arms1 August 19, 2013

Boss nap

boss nap (noun) - a period of sleep or any of various unproductive sleep-like states while occupying an area intended for work, often performed with impunity.

I'm going to take a boss nap in my office.

by DubValle November 24, 2011

Stroke Nap

When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.

Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.

After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.

I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.

by Eaton Holgoode October 9, 2018