lunch nap

Instead of eating food on your lunch break you go home, to your car, or wherever possible and go to sleep.
I'm taking a lunch nap today instead of going to McDonald's.
by Loco007 October 15, 2017
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Nap fog

The dazed, weak, or unsteady feeling experienced after an ill managed nap.
"Topher rose unsure of the date and time, his nap fog heavy after an afternoon snooze. It followed him around for the next 30 minutes as he reacquainted himself with the day"
by crabcrabcrab🦀 January 14, 2021
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Stroke Nap

When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.

Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.
After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.

I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.
by Eaton Holgoode October 09, 2018
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Hot nap

When you say you’re going for a nap but you’re actually going to masturbate.
Oh I had a hot nap earlier, feeling much better!
by BBB1979 September 19, 2021
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spot nap

An unplanned nap of spontaneity....
Bro #1- hey man. so i was like uh watching the jersey shore with my collar popped and i totally crashed after sippin' on half a corona light. it wasn't planned at all

Bro #2- braaaaaaaah. that's so gnarly. i did the same thing

Man in Cubicle- Shhhh! This is a library

Bro#1- Don't you be hatin' on my spot nap, bro!
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King of Naps

the boy with the nappiest hair ever, in other words :brandon..
King of Naps was trying to comb his mess of hair while giving his x a hot dog bun.
by asdfasdfsdaf November 28, 2007
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nap trap

Any object or place that leads you to take a "surprise" nap.

Oftentimes, one wakes up completely bewildered or shocked that they fell asleep in a nap trap, even if they have fallen into the nap trap before.
Example 1:

3PM on Sunday
Me: Hmm. I guess I'll just sit here on the sofa and watch TV for half an hour.

4:20PM that same day
Me: *Opens eyes* Crap, did I just fall asleep?
Roomie: *Walks by* Dude, you know that couch is a nap trap.

Example 2:

No wonder I am failing calculus, that warm classroom is a total nap trap.
by kmac15 December 03, 2014
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