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ur nan

a sentence every middle school boy used at least 100 times in their fucking lives
Jake: hey guess what happened earlier!
Josh:uR nAn
Ruby:oh stfu u abused dumb piece of shit
Mrs Smith:dEtEnTiOn FoR aLl Of yOu!!!
*ruby gets home*
Ruby’s Mum: WHAT DID YOU GET A DETENTION FOR??!!!
Ruby: I told somebody to stfu you dumb piece of shit coz they said “uR nAn” like omg!!
Ruby’s Mum: oh okay then, I don’t blame u tbh I hate it when boys or even girls ur age say that!! It’s so disrespectful!!
Ruby: ya bye I’m going to my room.
Ruby’s Mum: bye sweetie
Ruby: suck ur nan
Ruby’s Mum: live you swe- WHAT TF DID U JUST SAY
*ruby gets beat*
*ruby goes to school the next day with bruises*

Jake+Josh: Oi!
Jake: what happened to u, moody ass?
Josh: yeah why have u got bruises?!
Ruby: leave me alone u price of shit!
Mrs Smith:DETENTION FOR YOU RUBY!!
*ruby goes home from school after detention*

Ruby’s Mum: ARE YOU SERIOUS RUBY??!!
Ruby: yes mum, just hit me! get it over with!!
*ruby gets beaten again*

~by daisy :))
ur nan :D
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Ur nan

Ur nan is an insult, a pointless insult that is funny.
Boy: Guess which girl I’m in love with!

Other Boy: Ur nan
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Your nan

An insult you say when you r being harassed by a Male in fortnite. It is rather fitting to say this to your nan
Buld why you cranking them shit 90's on me. YOUR NAN!
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Suck me nan

Bully:look at you you’re so fat
You:suck me nan
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Nan

a Nan is generally the oldest "ring in" to a an already formed group of mates, they have an overwhelming concern for what the others are doing whether or not it’s actually there business , the Nan is generally overbearing with support like a self-imposed father figure and when it comes to actually doing something the Nan f#$%’s around like an old woman and normally takes 5 times long then any one else should, they have extreme OCD and cannot take criticism of any kind.
Nans generally drink every one else under the table and will make sure every one has a blankie if they are passed out and not able to get into bed.
Gee, Old mates a Nan, i cant even put the bike on the ute without him checking it.
by Gangus Karn August 12, 2020
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ya nan

about the sexiest roughest and dirty chic you will ever meet. when u slap dat ass it ripples for centuries
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alpha nan

A form of nan, somewhat resembling an alpha wolf. Can be seen in care homes around the globe and are known as vicious predators, often demolishing their counterparts as far back as 1836. Last known alpha Nan attack was in the winter of 2014 where multiple alphas fought it out over a Terry’s chocolate orange. 16 people were injured in the attack and some were punished to the death.
Watch out, I heard that an alpha nan is near us.
by Nan hunter October 14, 2020
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