An elegant, heavy stock folded card such as that left atop a silken pillowcase in a ritzy hotel - but in this case, the card, which reads, "Thank You" in large font on the cover, is left after slipping out early following a one-night stand. Inside the Thank You card, it must contain the following phrase in order to be considered an "official" Thank You card, "...for allowing me to fornicate with certainty." No other text, images or pigmentation may be visible. Just that phrase - and only that phrase.
It was 6:20 a.m. and I was slipping into my shoes very quietly as not to awaken anyone - when I remembered to leave a Thank You card. Per my usual routine, I placed the card on the kitchen table next to a copy of the Wall Street Journal, which I'd kindly retrived from the front door.
by Spin Douglass November 2, 2010
Get the Thank You Cardmug. A phrase French soldiers say in the midst of combat, while receiving a protein shake when they actually need more boullets.
by Elli7777 September 7, 2023
Get the Thanks for the protein sirmug. by Amanda Bird November 5, 2011
Get the thanks muchmug. by Jeremy.. February 15, 2018
Get the Oh okay thanksmug. "Thank you for sending in that insurance check. I got so busy I totally forgot."
"I didn't send it."
"Oh. Well, un-thank you. You're the worst."
"I didn't send it."
"Oh. Well, un-thank you. You're the worst."
by Little Walnut October 2, 2017
Get the Un-thank youmug. by SimoO April 23, 2018
Get the thank you for the plugmug. “Yo John thank the bus driver before you drop”
“Ok”
“Hey simon!!! John’s thanking the bus driver!!!!”
“Ok”
“Hey simon!!! John’s thanking the bus driver!!!!”
by Alpha Jinks August 31, 2018
Get the Thanking the bus drivermug.