Michael Moment

The act of an individual (oftentimes a male) succumbing to their masculine weaknesses in an effort to appease other influences (oftentimes feminine) at the cost of social reputation.

Person A: Yo, where'd Michael go?
Person B: I'm not sure, he just stopped texting.
Person A: You know what? I bet you that girl's over.
Person B: Wow. Michael Moment.

by ALikeSupreme October 3, 2021

bedrock moment

Joking about what Java Minecraft players have that bedrock players want but don’t have

Javaplayer: hypixel is a great server
Bedrockplayer: I bet it is but I play bedrock so I can’t play it
Javaplayer: bedrock moment

by Imsomeonethatsalwaysright April 16, 2021

Lizzy moment

When lizzy says something odd as fuck

“Need five guys in me rn lizzy moment”

by Ariasto January 2, 2021

Take a moment

When you are on Houseparty with your friends and someone says something that makes you cringe, is a bit too far or just outrageous in general you may want to go on mute and switch off your camera. This is called taking a moment and the phrase was created by Sean Dyer

Person: I want to fuck your mum!
Sean: I’m going to take a moment

by Glowstickgingercats May 8, 2021

Mazer moment

When you do a really stupid play that usually ruins the game for the entire team specially when this happens on an important match like a tournament.
This term originated from the video game Apex Legends and it is based on the player from Cloud 9 Zach Mazer whos known for his really stupid plays.

Sweet: so this is just a free win right.
Zachmazer: *Teleports right into zone*
Sweet: wtf is zach doing!? ¡Mazer moment!

by TotallyLegitFrog August 24, 2022

glee moment

when one person starts singing and everyone withing hearing range starts singing along

in math today i started singing "don't stop believing" and everyone started to sing along, it was a total glee moment

by sailingdarwin April 14, 2011

cian moment

When someone does/says something so stupid that you wonder if they are being serious and it turns out that they are.

"I got electrocuted by a leap card."
"That was such a cian moment!"

by shabirh April 22, 2022