Important link in the Northeast megalopolis from Boston to Richmond. Highly regarded as "one of the worst roads in America," but it gets its bad rap only from the very northern section, whereas the section from Exit 12 and south is clean and less congested. Only freeway link from New York City to Baltimore, so many use the NJTP as a through route. This is why New Jersey has a bad image, since the REAL New Jersey is away from the Turnpike in the form of beautiful beaches, historic towns, and vast farmland (despite being the most densely populated state in the Union). This highway is also called the "New Jersey Speedway" since police will not stop you unless you're going above 80 MPH.
I once took the New Jersey Turnpike to New York, but when I got there, I asked myself, "Why waste my time in that shithole?" and turned around to go to Philadelphia instead for a cheesesteak.
by Eagles Fan In Tampa December 12, 2003
a small, quaint little group of towns in New Joisey that consists of a undiverse population. First, the "guidos and guidettes". Most of these people are 50% or less italian, but think if they eat pasta that they have claim to a popular descent that is widely accepted as attractive in New Jersey. Next, we have the asians. They overachieve and compensate for the lack of intelligence of their peers. Finally, we have the Others. These may consist of Germans, French, Irish, ect. They make up a small portion of the tiny population. These groups attend CMS, or Central Middle School, then move on the WHRHS. There most fade in to the backround unless they are willing to give it up.
The worst crimes that occur in Longhill are toilet papering and egg throwing on mischief night and speeding.
The worst crimes that occur in Longhill are toilet papering and egg throwing on mischief night and speeding.
LH kid 1: Dang, the cops caught me throwing toilet paper!
LH kid 2: Well, we could always just creep around the mall.
LH kid 1: I don't know, my mom made some pasta.
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: kids, you can come home with me!!
LH kid 2: AHHH!! ITS A NON ITALIAN!!
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: It's ok, im .00002% italian!
LH kid 1: Oh, ok! You will be right at home with us in Longhill, New Jersey!
LH kid 2: Well, we could always just creep around the mall.
LH kid 1: I don't know, my mom made some pasta.
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: kids, you can come home with me!!
LH kid 2: AHHH!! ITS A NON ITALIAN!!
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: It's ok, im .00002% italian!
LH kid 1: Oh, ok! You will be right at home with us in Longhill, New Jersey!
by An Observer of Italianism March 31, 2010
"Yo, we don't have to move to Camden to be gangsta, Homes. We from Norfwood. We Deptford New Jersey niggas!"
by Melissa mose December 07, 2006
A wife beater which, while at a barbecue, the wearer takes off and proceeds to use as a napkin in order to remove the excess barbecue sauce from his or her face. The wife beater can also be used to clean up other substances, such as whiskey, blood, urine, or raw meat juice.
"Wow, I would really look like a scum bag if I didn't have my New Jersey napkin to wipe all this shit off my face!"
by lesliex88 August 22, 2008
In reference to passing someone on the highway, where the driver will get within 6 feet of the car ahead and then signal and pass, using the air pocket behind the front car to gain speed (or to just be an asshole).
by justin suriano June 28, 2006
by Mike Barbary May 27, 2006
Small town, everyone knows everyone. A lot of moms gossiping drama on the town Facebook page. Next to roebling where the crackheads will rob you after they get off the riverline. Mallard creek kids think there life is bad even though they are rich. Roccos is the only good pizza place in town. Debbie’s has good ice cream. A lot of teenagers smoking pot at the docks in there Honda’s. But anyway it ain’t too bad after all ya know?
by Yeah your welcome July 22, 2019