Santorum's Mustache

A question whose answer one fears to seek.

Etymology: Rick Santorum used to have a mustache. It would be funny to see a picture of this. But there's no way you're searching for "Santorum's Mustache" on the Internet.

"Um, are you sure that hooker was really a woman?"

"Santorum's Mustache, man."

by Black Passion March 5, 2012

mustache ride

A woman, sitting on the face of a man, with a mustache. She is recieving pleasure, he is being smothered. That is a Mustache Ride.

Annabelle - "Can I have another mustache ride James?"
James - "Jesus christ, I have trouble breathing already, and my breath stinks most of the time anyway."

by Nicholas James McDowell September 28, 2006

montezuma's mustache

The diahhrea version of a dirty sanchez. Having someone with loose bowels create a thin line above the upper lip.

Theresa is certainly kinky, she enjoys getting a Montezuma's mustache every time her partner gets the trots.

by shirleys January 9, 2007

blood mustache

the ring of period blood around the mouth of a female, especially noticeable on the upper lip; most commonly left after having vaginal intercourse while the female is menstruating and then pulling out prior to ejaculation in the female’s mouth, leaving a “blood mustache.”

She told me to pull out so I could cum in her mouth and I gave her a blood mustache.

by Marty Farrington July 17, 2007

mustache

A woman that a homosexual man marries or dates to disguise the fact that he is in fact a homosexual.

Andy : Hey Matt, did you see that chick Evan was making out with last night?
Matt : Yeah. What's up with that, yo?
Duncan : Mustache.
Andy : Oh.
Matt : On.

by notpip December 28, 2005

Mustache

A creature lurking on men's faces that can only be tamed by razers/shaving cream or mustache combs, and may emerge from noses.

Dude, your mustache is beast!

by Mr. Brader June 27, 2010

Handlebar Mustache

It looks like and ordinary mustache except that once it hits the edge of the lip it goes straight down to the chin, though length may vary it does not connect once below the chin.

"This handlebar mustache is the best for giving Mustache Rides."

by YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH September 6, 2012