muddy reindeer

Muddy reindeer - verb
Muddy reindeer must be performed with a white partner but it is the action of performing anal with someone who has diarrhea then pulling out to then push the head of your penis pressing the poop into their back to make it look like muddy reindeer tracks in deep snow.
Man I took Cynthia home and gave her the muddy reindeer last night, best and worst night ever!
by Dumbderk December 18, 2016
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Muddy Portal

When one person defecates into their partners anus and they proceed to shit it back into the original members anus. This resembles a brown portal from the classic game, portal. This can go on for days, minutes, hours, really just as long as you keep shitting
Ben made sure to feast on Taco Bell at lunch night because he was going to attempt the Muddy Portal with his girlfriend tonight!
by Shippy69 November 27, 2019
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Muddy Fox

A French sex technique, usually considered quite disturbing.
Dude! Me and Sarah just pulled a Muddy Fox!
Gross man, that sh*t's nasty!

Exactly!!
by Dubz-BlowUpYoHead May 13, 2011
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muddy seasons

a game where drunk leprechauns fight to the death with suitcases.
“hey have you played muddy seasons?”
“ye mate, just unlocked new character called codie gaskell, when he gets a kill he says ‘wait at stumps bro’!”
by haydenlovesmilfs August 21, 2022
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Muddy Alabama

When your girl has diarrhea and you fuck her in the ass.
My girlfriend had food poisoning and she let me have a muddy Alabama
by Tru goo March 31, 2017
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Muddy Volcano

When you are having rough Anal sex until the person receiving it has to diarrhea. When the diarrhea comes the person does a handstand shooting poop all over, looking like a Volcano
Girl: Hey babe I need to poop
Boy: Do a handstand I wanna see a muddy Volcano
by Guacamole Weiner Jew June 25, 2020
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muddy puppet

When she is riding you vaginally and you stick your hand up her ass and Jack yourself off.
We were having a great time and I couldn't get off so I had to use the muddy puppet.
by Malcolm's finest September 16, 2017
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