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Anus Mouse

An anus mouse is a house mouse who's anus is a gaping chasm. He is commonly found perched atop bottles, usually liquor or dish detergent, depending on what he is trying to accomplish. It is undetermined whether or not anus mice can be female, as they have no discernible genitals. All that is known about this is the sad fact they can not give, anus mice will only ever receive.

Fun fact: Anus mice are often found in the company of cocks.
"Oh no, how many times do we have to warn Anus mouse not to sit on the hot sauce."
by Beef Coup November 7, 2011
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Mickey Mouse

A cartoon mouse from the late 1920s made by Walt Disney. First appearence was in 'Steamboat Willie' and his fame still goes on. He is the main mascot for Disney and can be seened pretty much everywhere. Has a girlfriend/wife named Minnie Mouse (Short for Minerva) He has other friends named Donald Duck, Goofy, Daisy, and etc. Has a pet dog named Pluto which is also his best friend.
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mouse potatoe

The computer equivalant of a couch potatoe
by Michelle August 5, 2003
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mouse's ear

"That's the stuff... Ooh yeh!"
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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Little Mouse

The sperm that penetrates the egg.
Kid: Where do babies come from?
Mom: When the little mouse eats the cheese, a baby is born,
by DJ URL December 5, 2015
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Mickey Mouse

A mouse owned by the Walt Disney Company. You can see him at Magic Kindom in Florida or at Disneyland, California.
Me: Hey there's Mickey Mouse and Minnie
Friend: They make a good couple. I wish I was Mickey.
by Kyle Barnet May 30, 2006
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Mouse Nun

Anyone who stares at your bottom at the park, usually construction workers, but occasionally couples talking on the phone to someone making strange noises.
Person #1: "It is the most disconcerting thing to be stared at by a mouse nun!"
Person #2: "True dat...!"
by H@çK€R §P€@K July 5, 2007
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