rock moss

closeted guy

guy: rock moss is gay
me: yeah i know

by XanderTheStank June 21, 2020

moss

a sexy beast

that person is a total moss

by simpcorner November 27, 2021

Moss

Someone who is a know it all but when challenged on a topic they profess to be a genius about they can't front up - just like moss they have no depth / roots

He's moss

by Busface February 13, 2015

swamp moss

A serious condition in which fish eggs are laid throughout ones pubic hair.

I told you Jocelyn's swamp moss was acting up!
You didn't tell me it was contagious!

by Josh widowers lush lunch July 9, 2014

Moss Eater

A species that resides below the crust of the Earth, which feasts primarily on moss.

"Yo did you hear about the national moss shortage?"
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."

by loathesomemosseater May 29, 2024

Moss on the roof

Something that you cant change and you just have to accept

“Thats really just moss on the roof man”

by Realssuper June 8, 2025

Filthy Moss

When you lick encrusted sperm and blood from lovers penis cleaning it of old moss left over from a previous partner

I gave my guy a filthy moss last night

by Evil six April 1, 2023