ball mop

A mop (kind of like a swifter sweeper) but used to soak up the cum left over on the bed.... very smart investment 👍🏻

Omg I cummed all over the bed I'm so sorry!!
It's ok I have a ball mop :)

by Meghansavagelol November 21, 2016

rubber mop

A mop that is rubber

Wow that mop is made of rubber, making it a RUBBER MOP

by IHaveALotOfFriends July 6, 2017

Mopping the Deck

Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up

Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good

by SocksScandals March 15, 2019

sucking the mop

Disappointed, let down, feeling cheated. Literally, left with a bad taste in the mouth.

I was looking forward to the party but I was left sucking the mop.

by Telmea Story June 3, 2018

Hot Mop

Using one's hairy scrotum to clean up after blowing a load on your boyfriend’s face

Marc Gave Jose a Hot Mop lastnight!

by Austin 22 April 3, 2019

shitty mop

You put a bunch of shit on yo mop then when someone uses it there is shit all over the floor

I shit on a mop and I'm going to use it to make my whole floor smell like shitty asses

My gf gave me a shitty mop and made it look like it wasent dirty not my floor smells like ass

by That dud July 2, 2017

penis mop

When the penis is used to smear semen on a woman's belly.

Pete used his penis mop to rub in the cum on Trena.

by Big Daddy Mud Flap September 6, 2016