Monomnia

the disease that makes you single

Dude, I must have monomnia. I've been single for months!

by BobbyDobby April 25, 2010

mormon stall

1. The time between when a mormon approches you, and finally leaves you alone. Could be anywhere from a minute to 15 minutes depending on how badly they want to get laid.

2. A great excuse for being late.

Boss: "John why are you late for work?"

John: "Sorry boss, I had a mormon stall."

Boss: "Fuck man I'm sorry, I hate when that shit happens!"

by 8088Y80M8 January 1, 2012

Mormon Make Out

The act of a boy and girl from the LDS church pressing one another's cheeks together and begin moving their tongues against the insides of their own cheek. Creating the effect of making out with no penetration or inappropriate behavior.

Girl 1: Me and John totally made out!
Girl 2: You didn't touch tongues did you?
Girl 1: No, we did the Mormon Make Out, but it was totally like the real thing!

by hobosentual February 17, 2013

Office Mormon

A man who share’s an office with 2 or women and is considered both of their office husbands.

Rick shares an office with Kelly and Jessica and is both of their Office Husbands. He is a total Office Mormon.

by RacinRicky December 10, 2009

Utah Mormon

the kind of mormons you're likely to find in Utah. usually will not follow the teachings of the church, but will spread hatred towards non-mormons as well as those who don't conform to their own personal ideology. are generally not pleasant to be around for anyone who isn't another "utah mormon". the kind of person to throw a neighborhood barbeque and only invite fellow church members, rather than their non-lds neighbors. if you've had a bad experience with a mormon, it was probably a utah mormon.

ex 1: when she suggested i wasn't "temple worthy" just because i dyed my hair, i knew she was a utah mormon

ex 2: listen here, you utah mormon, we're supposed to be make friends with people outside of the church, not just preach to them!

by mech_booty779 May 12, 2018

sex mormon

a sex mormon is a very sexual mormon, they are quite homophobic and usually drive toyota highlanders, they have sexual intercourse quite frequently, dailey even

it’s one of the two major group (the gays are the other)

“my friend hayley is a sex mormon”

“omg can i become one?”

“hit her up!”

by penisfartpenisfart November 3, 2022

mormon

pathetic group of mindless imbeciles who go onto urbandictionary.com to try and cast as many votes against the honest definitions of them like it will help there cause. why mormons are even searching a web site like urbandictionary.com is beyond me... it is naturally suited for content that may be insulting and against there religion.

"can u believe what they said about mormon's on urbandictionary.com? i went and cast my vote against them because that made me flippin' mad!"

by nat(e) February 23, 2005