Tie Monday

The act of having to beat off the ladies due to excessive good looks.

"Yo, I'm bout to go Tie Monday on these ladies!"

by jdark November 7, 2011

Monday Friday

A respectful way to say Mutha Fucker.

Hey you, get out of my way monday friday.

by trumuda May 9, 2011

manic monday

An unemployed workers first day back at a different position, with less pay.

Man if i would have known i wouldn't even get my own cubical, i would have slept in on Manic Monday and continued to collect unemployment checks.

by oscarl January 14, 2009

funday monday

n,v- Primarily used as an extention of the weekend. In rare circumstances, can also be used to start or continue a week long binger. Among regulars, it is often referred to simply as funday.

We're gunna have a funday monday tonight at Mark's house.

I got shit due tomorrow. Wanna funday it?

by T Eure October 16, 2006

Triple Monday

A Triple Monday is the first Monday in January. It is the Triple Monday because it is the First Monday of the Week, First Monday of the Month and the First Monday of the Year.

Triple Monday was particularly difficult this year because New Years day was on a Sunday.

by Deepthoughts75 January 3, 2022

When It Monday

be like im sad and lonley plz help am very sad today and want f o r t n i t e b u r g e r

life form: r u sad

other life form: yeah cause when it monday

by peeweehermanthethird December 19, 2019

Bxner Monday

The last day of a boys trip long weekend, also known as day of the dead. Typically involves packing up suitcase still drunk, rushing for flight back home, with afternoon filled with fear and self loathing about getting home to spouse and then tackling the prospect of work tomorrow.

I look forward to this trip all year, but I gotta say, Bxner Monday is a day that I wish didn’t exist.

by JYYYYY May 9, 2019