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Mohammed

A smart and handsome guy, No one is more superior than Mohammed.
Mohammed is the strongest person you will ever meet also the coolest⚔️⚔️⚔️
Mohammed is the type of guy to steal you girl less the 0.5 Seconds.Never mess with a Mohammed.Never underestimate the Mohammed he is always better than you.
Classmate:How much did you get on your exam?
Mohammed:Oh got 100 like always.
Classmate: -_-

Random teens: Let’s go fight Mohammed it will be very tough but we can handle him.
Mohammed: Hey.
Random teens:We want to fight you.
Random teens:Trip over Mohammed’s feet and Mohammed laughs at them and says never mess with the Mohammed🥊
by Dustyyyyyyyy October 13, 2019
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mohammed amin babaamer djelman

The most sexiest and smartest man on the earth
I wish I was Mohammed Amin Babaamer Djelman
by Anonymus42069 June 10, 2020
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Mohammed

Dates back to 572 AD when it was first given to the Prophet of Islam. The origins of the name are Arabian, roughly translating to "Blessed" or "Praised." It is now officially the Most common name in the world.

Unfortunately, due to the downfall of intelligence in some countries of the world, citizens bearing this name often face undue prejudice from the bottom of the social barrel.
Scenario 1
Ming: Whats your name?
Mohammed: Mohammed
Ming: Nice to meet you! My name is Ming. What do you do for a living?
Mohammed: Nice to meet you too, Ming. I am a doctor. What do you do?
Ming: I am an engineer.
by The__Doc February 5, 2010
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Mohammed

A guy that is bad at Fornite and gets killed by traps
Fortnite Triggered Fanboy: MOHAMMED YOU GOT KNOCKED DOWN BY A TRAP AGAIN!?!?!?!

Mohammed: Stfu It's not that serious

Fortnite TRIGGERED Fanboy: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by JNHYAW2 May 8, 2018
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Mohammed

Super rich gold digger-looking for terrorist lookin ass bitch. Ugly ass big, long nosed mofo gay boy who tries to pull girls but nobody wants his hairy D.
Who is that gay boy riding a camel?
Oh that's Mohammed, he's gonna blow us up/
by your mom's grandma's nan November 29, 2018
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Dirty Muhammad

When the dirty sanchez just won"t do and your itching for the extra paint on your brush not to crust up! Apply a few extra strokes from ear to ear, down and around the chin, on whomever your canvas maybe. I now pronounce you Muhammad!
Jill had more than a five o'clock shadow after Hassan decorated her with a Dirty Muhammad on there wedding night.
by Dirty Jamal April 26, 2010
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Mahammad

When you scream Mahammad, Mahammad, Mahammad and dance around and sing like an arabic song.
Milton always says Mahammad in school
by Yey my favourite people! October 23, 2017
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