Dirty Mitchell

The act of meeting the gayest person ever. He'll try bumrape your dog everynight and always has atleast a million buttplugs in his ass at a time

I met a Dirty Mitchell the other day

Unlucky man

by Brenton Toobab October 16, 2022

The Paul Mitchell

This is a sexual act. Whilst trimming your man's neck hair from behind, you use your free hand to provide a reach around hj using shampoo as lube. When he's close to climax, drop the trimmer and position a conditioner bottle (with the lid removed) over his dick hole. Milk his cock into the bottle; replace lid. Immediately use bottle contents to later your own hair while he watches.

Dude, you haven't lived until your girl gives you The Paul Mitchell.

by Titndong Manner February 5, 2018

Mitchell Rogers

I’m so fucking gay bro

Mitchell Rogers means dick is actually a pussy

by ong fr February 2, 2023

Matt Mitchell

Matt Mitchell, a tall slender human who is NPC like. Matt Mitchell is a vape god and is known as “The Pedo.” If seen this man with children I suggest you run and call the cops.

I saw Matt Mitchell lurking

I saw Matt Mitchell searching

by sneaking man June 12, 2023

Brian Mitchell

Very intelligent ,loyal

And loves to dance

Brian Mitchell is loyal,and loves to party
A party person.

by Dublintoffee October 9, 2017

The Mitchell Broome

Most strapping young lads, who often work at the Tyre Factory in Warrnambool but engages in gay anal sex on weekends for entertainment. (Usually Overweight)

That The Mitchell Broome is looking fantastic today!

by corzav3 June 2, 2020

Mitchell and Lian

Crazy weird, and awkward. But they both have good sides of being reliable, daring, and brave. Mitchell has an amazing smile, somewhat blonde hair like JB and a great personalty that can make anyone laugh. Which is all what Lian needs. Lian was brown eyes that can see right past everything bad, a personality that makes everyone her friend, and a special way of looking at things that makes her really weird. Which is what Mitchell is. They have quite an interesting relationship that hopefully gets better. It's really awkward for them right now though, but they still like each other.
Cheers to the cutest couple in school!

Lian, are you free sometime next weekend?

Hairspray? Or Cailou? CAILOU!!!

Reece, Kit, Mitchell and Lian hang out all the time! Of course they are all friends!!!

Mitchell, will you go out with me?

by I'mARawringDinosaur April 30, 2013