Mark: Did you see the new Mission Impossible movie.
Marcus: It's Tom Hanks. When has Tom Hanks ever failed. It's Mission Possible.
Marcus: It's Tom Hanks. When has Tom Hanks ever failed. It's Mission Possible.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

by Meat itteruptted June 22, 2023

When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.
Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”
Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”
Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”
Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”
Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”
by Gaysofthunder69 February 22, 2021

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by itsAttakk January 23, 2024

by Faxboi.com January 22, 2023
