manstrucycle

Man pissiness

Why is Donny so upset.
He's in his manstrucycle

by THCME November 6, 2015

Manstruel cycle

A period (no pun intended) of 6 or 7 days per month when a man is extra emotional and much harder to get along with.

Hey Brad, did you notice the boss started his manstruel cycle... he's been yelling and crying all morning

by Tnp12rocks March 27, 2017

manstupid

MANSTUPID: When a man is being completely oblivious to the fact that he is doing something hurtful and/or insensitive to his significant other. He is not thinking how it would make HIM feel if the same thing were done to him in reverse. He has no idea that he should give his significant other the same respect that he would surely expect for himself by correcting the situation and acknowledging the painfully obvious double standard.

Joe has been secretly communicating with his ex the entire time he has been with his new girlfriend and is being so incredibly manstupid by not realizing this is wrong and hurtful.

by anonymous January 28, 2018

manstake

A mistake only a man can make.

My biggest manstake was telling her she didn't need a boob job BEFORE I'd seen her boobs!

by Elios26400 May 17, 2018

Manstruation

A man's version of a period with involves random waves of unexplained anger that would appear to be for little to no reason.

"I think he was on his Manstruation cycle because he broke the remote for no reason".

by ThiccDaddy03 March 4, 2019

Menstraluvulitis

It happens when a women is menstruating but wants to please her man. So she gives a large amount of blow jobs over the course of her period which makes her uvula very sore, red inflamed etc...

I noticed every time my coworker is on her period she gets a sore throat and a hoarseness to her voice. I’ll bet she has menstraluvulitis since her vagina is shedding its lining!

by girthzilla July 16, 2019

Manstruation

Something that happens every other day, and is NOT the same as menstruation. It is when a man becomes irritable, experiences cramps and bleeds from his willy. As shops do not stock male sanitary products, the man often resorts to using tissues or bits of scrap cloth to absorb the bleeding. Unlike menstruation, manstruation happens every other day and only lasts around 10 hours.

"Woah Mike are you experiencing manstruation? Don't worry I've got some toilet paper in here somewhere."

by raddest_kid_around67 February 5, 2021