Minnesota Hotdish

To blow your load in a women and then go down on her to get her to orgasm.

James lost his control and blow his load in Janet. Seeing she didn't get off James pulled a Minnesota Hotdish.

by ssmachinist October 7, 2008

Minnesota Ice box

When you masturbate into an ice cube tray, then let it freeze, then take the ensuing ice cube and say to your girlfriend/gay butt pal/skeeter "hey, you wanna foreplay". irregardless of response, your put the ice cube into sexual orafice of said partner, and enjoy the resulting pregnancy/butt pregnancy.

I gave Skeeter an excellent minnesota ice box. We called the butt child Barack Obama, after our president.

by Nipplecardboard January 5, 2009

Minnesota Butter-Skull

To mouth-fuck a butter sculpture. Best performed after creating a bore-hole using a hot cob of corn.

I broke into the dairy building and got some Minnesota Butter-Skull from Princess Kay of the Milky Way.

by CBone July 1, 2008

minnesota mind fuck

when something happens in the great north star state that is so incredibly awesome / disgusting / incredible that it leaves viewers speechless and expressionless

Dude i got totally Minnesota mind fucked last night when i saw ten chicks having an orgy on my front lawn

by jake11094 July 25, 2011

Minnesota Minnow Shot

First experimented with, invented, patented, and consumed in the great lands of Minnesota. In places where great friends get together for more than a good time, but commune ceremoniously in Dionysian style celebrations of strength in friendship. Stout Minnesotan’s deify their virtuous alliance by slamming down the ‘Minnesota Minnow Shot’. A drink consisting of: 1 part stout spirit, and a single fresh swimming minnow. First the shots are to be decanted together in a line, then live Minnesota minnows are to be dropped into each glass immediately before ingestion. Minnesota minnow shots are not for the novice or inexperienced dipsomaniac. Only minnows born of Minnesota lakes will appropriately serve the task. No compliment to Minnesotan wildlife intended, just simply observed that Minnesota minnows possess the unique ability to live submerged in alcohol a spell longer than most North American breeds; for reasons modern science has yet to reveal.

The Minnesota Minnow Shot tradition was born, when young people around MN began drinking the shots for fun.

by Shomas April 8, 2009

minnesota red bull

When you jerk off into a rebull energy drink and consume it.

I had a Minnesota red bull and I feel so energized now!

by Bigdickpolevault January 25, 2018

Minnesota soda shaker

When one partner, preferably male, opens a can of soda of their choice and pours it into the other partners anus and traps it. Then the partner jumps up and down and when fizzy enough, opens the plugged anus releasing the soda into the other ones mouth

When I gave that girl the Minnesota soda shaker, the soda tasted even better!

by Imakefunnystuff January 22, 2021