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30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
That boy just got a 30 second microwave job
by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018
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Microwave-behavior

When someone is teasing you sexually but has no intent to have sex with you.
I like to talk about sex with you and sextexting (but I've absolutely no interest to have real sex with you). This is how I express my microwave-behavior.
by Gon69 January 19, 2020
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Microwave

A microwave is an electronic device that spins a disk inside with food on it, while it does this it sounds as follows: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEPBEEEEP"

Some very wise words if I do say so myself.
My microwave has blown up!

Oh no! Is the food ok?

No, you dumbass.
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Microwave

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
''Microwave: Stop looking at me or i add 5 minutes.''
by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020
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Scottish Microwave

When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.
Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"
by Cave29 January 23, 2022
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Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.
Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold
by Jaymes175 February 4, 2024
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