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Michal

An English word for a not very cool person.
by Cool man 445 September 24, 2021
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Michal

When a guy decides he's not going to go all the way with a girl, but instead 'dips it in a few times'. Such an act us normally undertaken somewhere convenient nearby, such as a public toilet. This action is often associated with the consumption of absinthe.
Dude 1: Did you fuck that girl last night?
Dude 2: No, I just went to the toilet to give her a michal!

Dude 1: Where did you go with that girl on the beach last night?
Dude 2: I went back to her's for a casual michal

Dude 1: Did you take that girl to banjo practice?
Dude 2: No, I just gave her a michal
by The Notorious PIG December 7, 2011
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Micho

A fat ass bitch who has sweaty back syndrome and and looks like a fucking meatball
fuck you micho
by Braden Porter September 21, 2019
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Alyson Michalka

An annoying dumbass who thinks she is so great but is a terrible actress and bad singer who got into Cowbelles because she is blonde and well-known from Phil of the Future. She isn't even pretty. And that AJ with her is annoying but not as bad as her. See teenybopper. Only stupid teenyboppers will ever like her. Emphasis on STUPID.
Alyson: I'm Alyson Michalka
Me: Oh, so you are that person on Cowbelles and Phil of the Future. In both you act like a spoiled brat who thinks she is so great but that is not acting. But for the parts that weren't like that your acting is SO fake. You can't even sing but they let you because you are famous. Go die.
Alyson: (confused) I'm so stupid and bratty I have never heard anything mean before. Since everyone loves me it must actually mean something nice. Thanks gullible adoring fan, I won't give you an autograph because I am ssooooo tired of being famous (not really, but I have to pretend like it because that is what all fabulous actresses like me do.

Me: You really are everything I called you.

Alyson: Thank you, but who said you have a right to talk to me?

Me: Definitely the stupid show-offy brat part.
by Carynne No. September 30, 2006
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Michilada

Two beers
Two glasses, preferably pilsner
Salt Traders Margarita Salt
Dried oregano
Freshly-ground black pepper
Worcestershire Sauce
1 lime all mixed, for hangovers
ima drink a michilada as soon as i wake up.
by El Camaleon September 20, 2007
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Michoacán sprinkler

When you’re all fucked up trying to impress a girl with the helicopter dance and you piss all over her carpet
“Yo I just stayed the night at homegirls”

“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””

“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”
by SatanicHispanicInaPanic October 13, 2021
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micho

miho micho micho
micho micho micho micho
by ELFdioEquisde July 11, 2022
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