merkin

to dress better than someone so that they could be jealous or hate on you

Look at Sheree out here merkin these hoes with dat outfit, keep it pimpin

by Sheree aka Mz. New Orleans August 9, 2006

merked

to be injured.

At lunch I saw Bubba on the chocolate merk container.
When I finally saw his picture on the merk box i knew he was merked.

by yojody April 17, 2011

merkin

An artificial vagina

I chopped a hole in that watermellon, and used it as a merkin.

by SWMD August 6, 2004

merk (merked)

Established from the nonsense of the infamous Arizona John Merkel

1.) Being late

2.) getting lost

3.) Doing something stupid

John missed the close up bus....shit son he got merked! what a douche.

by Jess May 13, 2005

merkenaarie

really really likes to complain ... a LOT

aarrgh. stupid sun always shining on ME when it's my day. Can't i shine on the other three quart of the day when i sleep?

by unknown April 6, 2003

Merking

A way of obtaining stuck materials from a vending machine by vigorously shaking your ass and rapidly bumping said vending machine. This should result in the vending machine in releasing it's goodness while entertaining witnesses.

Hey Man... I need merking this machine... my Pepsi is stuck.

by acemanaceman May 29, 2014

murkenary

see also wordbuttweasel/word

by haedesch April 6, 2003