McDonalds

The greatest food in the world. Its fast, hot, and DELICIOUS. It's your fuckin problem if you get fat from it. Its called 'deal with it.'

burger king can kiss my a$$

by ladylang July 15, 2003

McDonalds

An excuse for a fucking franchise

Boy1:Want some McDonalds

Boy2:Sorry I don't eat shit

by N-BomB011 August 6, 2015

McDonald's

McDonald's is an American fast food company, founded in 1940 as a restaurant operated by Richard and Maurice McDonald, in California, United States. They rechristened their business as a hamburger stand, and later turned the company into a franchise, with the Golden Arches logo being introduced in 1953 at a location in Phoenix, Arizona. In 1955, Ray Kroc, a businessman, joined the company as a franchise agent and proceeded to purchase the chain from the McDonald brothers. McDonald's had its original headquarters in Oak Brook, Illinois, but moved its global headquarters to Chicago in June 2018.

Yea this is taken in Wikipedia.

Phone: New message
Customer: What kinda fucking McDonald's has a message??? What do I say, do I want a burger tommorow? Wha-What the??

by Project 2411 June 14, 2020

The McDonalds

When you put McDonald's French fries in a girl's pussy and then eat them.

Bro 1-Bro have you ever tried the McDonalds?
Bro 2-Nah bro she says it's not sanitary.
Bro 1-Well I got to try the McDonald's last night and that shit tasted good.
Bro 2-Lucky bastard.

by Ronald Mc.Anal March 1, 2020

Mcdonalds

A adjective usually followed by "I'm loving it." after a short pause. To show enjoyment or amazement.

Dude, I keep finding $20 in my sock drawer that shit is Mcdonalds.......I'm loving it.

by ErosBishop March 1, 2014

McDonald's

(The following is actual only for post-USSR nations, especially Ukraine) 1) A place where you can sell 0.5l of cola 2.5x the price.
2) Synonym for free toilet.

1) McDonald's somehow managed to sell me 0.5l cola for a whole dollar (25 UAH), when I can buy 1l of cola for 60¢ (16 UAH) at the local store.
2) The nearest toilet was paid, so I went to McDonald's to pee in their toilet.

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh June 30, 2018

McDonald's

A place where you can gain weight, for a price.

I just bought some McDonald's, I'm 65 pounds heavier!

by CoNEStEalingMiNt December 19, 2017