Matteus

BEST BF EVER

“Matteus is the best bf ever”

by ky cream March 19, 2023

matersue

a southern regional dialect for when a hard on becomes flaccid without masturbation involved

"I done matersued my cock"

by matersue June 10, 2023

ragdoll masters

A 2-D beat em' up by ragdoll software.

I got to level 20 on ragdoll masters!

by Dthunder September 20, 2008

Skeezy mattressism

The sweet powdery snow that cushions your landing at the end of a ski jump, aptly named after you complete botched a landing and told everyone you didn’t care because “it’s like falling on a mattress” However your friends clearly misunderstood you and thought you said mattressisms. Thus, your own attempt at adding words to the already overly stupid hipster snow sports language began. Adding skeezy (whatever that means) just makes the term sound more “user friendly” to all the hipster mountain douchebags that like speaking the slang language.

“Yo bro, did you see that narley ass kicker I hit over there?”

“ Hellz yeah dude, you nailed that sweet backside twisty fakey and landed in to that sweet ass Skeezy Mattressism”

by chestwick January 25, 2011

flesh mattress

anyone so much bigger than their sexual partner that they're always on the bottom because it's too dangerous for them to be on top

I passed out on my flesh mattress after I finished fucking her. Slept like a baby.

by ezpei April 18, 2014

wet mattessich

A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.

Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."

Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."

by BastilleDay June 29, 2014

bang mattress

When your mum buys you a mattress, but you use it for banging

That bang mattress is tight!

by bangmattress March 12, 2016