femi-mainists

A specific type of person of female sex persuasion who doesnt date men but also is not a lesbian. This type of person usualy doesnt talk much because she does not like male attention. They preffer the company of other femi-mainists but since it can be hard to find others that hold this same set of values they often can be found playing halo on an xbox in there house alone. Isolation and video games are key aspects of this type of person and femi-mainists will always be a female.
Plural: femi-mainist

Jake: "Wow Kristin plays a lot of halo on her xbox!"
Kevin: "Ya I know, she's such a femi-mainist!"

Antonia: "Did you know im a lesbian?"
Kevin: "Realy?"
Antonia: "Well no im not actualy."
Kevin: "Oh thats a good thing because if you were then you would not be a femi-mainist. Femi-mainists dont like men or lesbians, they just like the master chief."
Antonia: "Kevin! What the hell are femi-maisists?
Kevin: "Well Antonia I put a defenition on the urban dictionary. Maby try looking it up in your free time or something."

by Kmo December 10, 2008

mannish

Describing a female who looks freaky or nasty.

"Yo, did you see that girl over there with them curves...she looks mannish!"
"I can tell by her lips that she's mannish"

by Meemers September 21, 2005

Austin Manning

Adj.
Lame, un-cool, dumb, ridiculous, etc.

"Dude, did you see that car?"
"Yeah, such an Austin Manning."
"Right? SO LAME!"

"Ugh, this nerd keeps following me around."
"Ew, he sounds like such an Austin Manning person."

by ACAT November 7, 2012

Mannington

Noun: A notorious and persistant moaner. An incurable pessimist. A Mannington is not bad company per se, but can be a pain if stuck with on a slow train or in a lift (suicidal tendencies are highly contagious!).

Stu: Top of the morning!

Ann: Hiya!

Mannington: Awww, for fuck's sake!

"I tried to persuade Luke to go to the pub with us, but he did a Mannington and just ranted about his workload."

"Come on, cheer up mate! Don't be a Mannington."

by nuguns June 8, 2007

MAGNIV

MAGNIV is based on the slang Hebrew word for "awesome" and has come to refer to photo magnets produced at events. It's very trendy at Israeli weddings and parties to have a photographer printing magnets - you're basically not married otherwise. MAGNIV is used worldwide to refer to this 'awesome' feature of parties.

"How come there's a second photographer?" "It's MAGNIV!"
"Dude, did you see the MAGNIV board?" "What!?! I've gotta go see if my picture is on a magnet to take home!"
"Hey baby, look at this magnet from my party" "Eh, MAGNIV!!"

by UrbanHebrew May 6, 2018

Peyton Manning

A grossly overrated quarterback who despite having the best offensive line and receivers money can buy chokes horribly in the playoffs against supposedly lesser teams. Also known as Tom Brady's bitch. Whenever he chokes he blames his teammates for his own stupidity.

Manning back to pass has Garcon and Clark wide open, but he forces it to Wayne, picked by Tracy Porter, he's gone! Manning back to pass, has all day to throw, looks for Harrison but throws it right to Ty Law for the 4th time. Peyton Manning: It's all my lines fault! Our defense blew it! Reggie Wayne is a bad reciever! WAAAAAAH! Tom Brady then tapes Peyton to the goal post, chugs a Sam Adams then throws the bottle 100 yards right in Peyton's face.

by pacman jones32 November 8, 2010

Spider-manning

When you can sense something wrong has occurred or is about to occur. You sense danger is approaching and you have a physical reaction to the impending danger.

"The hairs on the back of my head are spider-manning because I know that guy is going to cause trouble."
"My brain is spider-manning. Something bad is about to happen"

by Rummblestrips January 6, 2013