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Jonah's Maneuver

Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.
Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"

Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"

Keiran: *Autistic grunts*

Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"
by Blackflys December 14, 2019
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Maneuver

To maneuver is to make carefully thought out moves on someone to make them interested in you before obviously flirting.
1. I need some help with this homework, think you can come over later to help me with it?
2. Sure ofc
1. Oooooo snap, did you see that maneuver I just pulled?
3. You're gonna have that girl in no time!
1. I am in Maneuver Mode frfr I am the Maneuvering Master.
by Brashashbrown March 29, 2023
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Penis Maneuver

A interesting act done by males in order to preduce pleasure also know as jacking off,wanking,or{mastubating}.
Greg! I did the penis maneuver so hard last night!
by Urmumswasher July 30, 2020
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Manure Maneuver

When your girl shits on your cock while doing anal and she eats it off
Bro my girl did the best manure maneuver
by BrentSon69 September 29, 2021
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lumpy maneuver

Blowing into someone's large intestine to give them CPR. It's considered 100% ineffective and fatal.
Did you hear how he just did the Lumpy maneuver on that guy? What an idiot.
by Shailushai December 22, 2023
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razor maneuver

When your having sex with a girl while the guy is shaving her pubes off her pussy
John: yo I gave my girlfriend a razor maneuver last night.
Nathan: woah dude wish I could try that but I’m lonely
by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018
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doofus maneuver

An idiotic move or gesture by a person considered to be unusually inept at basic life skills.
He made his usual doofus maneuver last night when he spilled his drink on that hot chick.
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