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Manage the Unit

Jerking Off, Choking the Chicken, Masterbating, Whacking Off, Pleasing One's Self, Fingering the Gonads, Etc.
Damn, that chick is Hot! I gotta remember her so I can manage my unit to her later.
by Garrett Rift September 8, 2005
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management tape

(Noun) Tape that is two-faced.
It is all "fixed", they used management tape to repair it.
by Cock Holster August 29, 2006
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manade

A delicious combination of both beer and kool-aid, preferably grape.
Let's get crunk with some manade.
by Big B-Dog August 22, 2007
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manablue

A gosu Starcraft player. He's too awesome for words.
"zomg, MANABLUE?!"
"Yes?"
"ZOMG!"
by ManaBlueLovers March 28, 2008
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Macwards Compatible

If a software can be used on an Apple Mac computer.
"Nah, dude. You can't use that program, they haven't made it Macwards compatible yet."
by MixMastahTee May 20, 2008
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Management Guru

Someone who earns large amounts of money by repeating catchphrases, ambiguous one-liners, portmanteaus, oxymorons, contrived acronyms, and buzzwords mostly coined by someone else, in front of a large number of intellectually illiterate and ambitious wannabes, who stick to a suit even in tropical climes as if their life depended on it. In other words, a management guru is a failed stand-up comedian without a heart.
There comes the management guru; lame, unfunny, and a total stereotype.
by creativevoyeur April 22, 2012
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Mana

A very beautiful girl with a huge sense of humor. She's not in average height, but it never ceases to bother you. She makes you smile and she's really good at playing the clarinet.

With her beauty, she's a trustful person. Never would talk bad about you or hurt you in any way. She's the person to trust and the person to talk to.
Person A: Mana's so funny.
Person B: Who's Mana?
Person A: A person you should get to know when you have the chance.
by PTLOL October 9, 2014
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