A gueston on why you have a boner
A:yo
b:why is my dick so hard
b:why is my dick so hard
by cheesecakelovesayIitallthetime April 21, 2022
by TurdShark January 03, 2020
An insult used mainly against friends and day one's when they say something that is factually incorrect and stupid. A catch phrase used mainly amongst high schoolers as a friendly way to say "shut up".
Connor shut up and suck my dick like a pacifier. Joe Johnson is the greatest basketball player of all time
by ScaryHours January 24, 2018
by NOBODY IS HERE BITCH April 07, 2020
You can suck my dick.
by Me will make t bad be die April 15, 2020
To fuck someone in the face so hard, it would probably damage their skull in the process. Can be used in an argument between two guys.
On XBox 360: "Hey, why don't you give me your address so I can come over and break your skull with my dick"!?
by AK862 February 02, 2011
An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick
So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!
by Chicken Chicken Pumpernickle December 09, 2016