Town in central Minnesota with a population of around 14,000. Full of hicks, wannabe hicks, and more hicks. Basically hated by everyone who doesn't live there. Full of stupid drama, racism, and idiots. Don't move here if you can avoid it.
Guy 1: Man, Saint Michael, Minnesota must be a tiny farm town! It's full of hicks!
Guy 2: No, they just think it's cool to wear cowboy boots and ride their lawnmowers to school.
Guy 2: No, they just think it's cool to wear cowboy boots and ride their lawnmowers to school.
by A guy who lives there September 29, 2011
When you masturbate into an ice cube tray, then let it freeze, then take the ensuing ice cube and say to your girlfriend/gay butt pal/skeeter "hey, you wanna foreplay". irregardless of response, your put the ice cube into sexual orafice of said partner, and enjoy the resulting pregnancy/butt pregnancy.
I gave Skeeter an excellent minnesota ice box. We called the butt child Barack Obama, after our president.
by Nipplecardboard January 05, 2009
To mouth-fuck a butter sculpture. Best performed after creating a bore-hole using a hot cob of corn.
I broke into the dairy building and got some Minnesota Butter-Skull from Princess Kay of the Milky Way.
by CBone July 11, 2008
when something happens in the great north star state that is so incredibly awesome / disgusting / incredible that it leaves viewers speechless and expressionless
Dude i got totally Minnesota mind fucked last night when i saw ten chicks having an orgy on my front lawn
by jake11094 July 24, 2011
First experimented with, invented, patented, and consumed in the great lands of Minnesota. In places where great friends get together for more than a good time, but commune ceremoniously in Dionysian style celebrations of strength in friendship. Stout Minnesotan’s deify their virtuous alliance by slamming down the ‘Minnesota Minnow Shot’. A drink consisting of: 1 part stout spirit, and a single fresh swimming minnow. First the shots are to be decanted together in a line, then live Minnesota minnows are to be dropped into each glass immediately before ingestion. Minnesota minnow shots are not for the novice or inexperienced dipsomaniac. Only minnows born of Minnesota lakes will appropriately serve the task. No compliment to Minnesotan wildlife intended, just simply observed that Minnesota minnows possess the unique ability to live submerged in alcohol a spell longer than most North American breeds; for reasons modern science has yet to reveal.
The Minnesota Minnow Shot tradition was born, when young people around MN began drinking the shots for fun.
by Shomas April 08, 2009
by Bigdickpolevault January 24, 2018
The act of establishing a group of people and shoving Play-Doh molds into their anus' and pooping out shapes.
"hey is Mike coming to the park today?"
"no, he joined a Minnesota Pottery Club."
"ew dude thats nasty."
"no, he joined a Minnesota Pottery Club."
"ew dude thats nasty."
by draw"R"usskateboarder April 29, 2012