Mike Trout

he just mike trout, man

its number 368 out to right field for mike trout, now 68 home runs clear of his fish brethren

by hard rock gin September 13, 2020

Mike Moment

The act of being filled with austism and saying random bullshit at the worst moments. aka Mike Moment

The family is getting ready to drive off. Mike starts talking about fucking a russian bread based beverage. A classic Mike Moment.

by ApyrNamNahui January 25, 2021

Useless Mike

To be exceptionally useless at video games. Games that induce particularly high levels of distress in a Useless Mike are games such as Goldeneye and Pro Evolution Soccer 4. The holy grail for Useless Mikeism is the game Mario Kart 64 where Mike's uselessness is completely unrivalled, even by Duffy.

Wow, that banana was really obvious! Can't believe he hit it. What a Useless Mike!

by MacPatrick May 10, 2008

The Mckeever

Faking an injury so the girl has to do all the work during sex.

I was too tired last night so i pulled The Mckeever on Sally.... Best move ever !!!!!!

by T-Dub-Mac April 16, 2010

Hire Mike Brown

To take a dump. Defined by ESPN's Bill Simmons Page 2 column in reference to Mike Brown's poor coaching ability in Cleveland.

Those nachos are not sitting well with me. I'm gonna go hire Mike Brown. I'll be back in a bit.

by Pseudo Decathalon June 19, 2010

60 Mike Mike

60mm device.

Usually classified in the catagory of Mortars or Grenade Launchers.

"Mike Mike" is a Nick-Name for Millimetre. (mm)

Soldier A: 2-1, This is Dagger. Requesting 60 Mike Mike rain on Grid location Sierra 55.3 Ultra, over.

Soldier B: 2-1 Copies all, Hard rain is gonna fall on Sierra 55.3 Ultra, over.

Soldier A: Hard copy 2-1, Thanks for the assist. Dagger out.

by TheAngrySniper January 25, 2011

Midnight Mike

The act of busting a nut on your girlfriends face while she sleeps.

girl sleeps
Midnight Mike
cum in face

by lawl... December 29, 2011